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Classic jokes for adults

We have the funniest, cheesiest and dirtiest short jokes and one-liners on the internet. Our huge collection of jokes is sorted into categories based on theme. Scroll down to view them all! These dirty, raunchy jokes are not suitable for children - mature audiences only! In this section you'll find witty thoughts and one-liners that are absolutely hilarious! This is the biggest collection of pick up lines on the web! Over 70 different categories of hilarious pick up lines! Who's There? Be the funniest student at Hogwarts with these amusing Harry Potter-themed jokes!

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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you? Now what does the pig give you? And what does the fat cow give you? A child asked his father, "How were people born? My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. But share them we must, because there's something about repeating raunchy jokes that make us feel more alive. It's the same adrenaline rush you get from riding a roller coaster. You scream with terror even though you know you're perfectly safe. It's the same with really great dirty jokes.

We can prove you wrong because we have made a compilation of clean and yet funny jokes. Nevertheless, these jokes are healthy and good for both the young and old and even the kids. Some of these jokes can teach you good things as well as make you laugh.

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From: Voodoolar

Added: 11.09.2020

Category: Goth

Tags: classic+jokes+for+adults

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